Laura Quinn

I am well aware that most of you have no clue who Laura Quinn is, and I'm guessing that most you don't really care, but I am going to tell you anyways. Laura Quinn is the sister of Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn and girlfriend/fiance (not real sure) of Green Bay and former Ohio St. linebacker A.J. Hawk. I am sure that most of you reading this one are sports fans and have had the distinct pleasure of witnessing last year's Fiesta Bowl between Notre Dame and Ohio St., as well as the interviews that took place during the game and that all too familiar half and half jersey Laura was sporting.



Without giving anymore away, I found an article on this topic while surfing the net today. After reading the article and laughing for a good couple of minutes, I began asking myself:

1. What if the Packers finish with the worst record in the NFL and get the #1 pick in the 2007 NFL Draft? Do they dare select Brady Quinn (consensus #1 pick thus far) with that first pick and force loyal Packer fans to deal with the media frenzy and countless number of in-game interviews that are sure to ensue?
Answer: HELL NO! As good as Brady Quinn is, I couldn't handle a year's worth of what we saw in the Fiesta Bowl. Besides, we have Aaron Rodgers and his pre-season porn stache waiting in the wings.

2. If they did get the #1 pick and used it to select Brady Quinn, what would be the over/under on the number of times Laura would be shown per game (interviews not included)?
Answer: Well after the sample we received while watching the Fiesta Bowl, albeit a small sample, I would say 7...and take the over every game.

3. How would Laura do the half and half jersey thing?
Answer: They would both be on the same team, therefore making the half and half jersey thing irrelevant. I suppose she could do half green and half white and use half of each of their numbers, but that's too much to think about right now. The real question is who's jersey would she wear if she had to choose one? I'm going with A.J.

With those questions answered, read the article below and let me know what you think. By the way, make sure to check out the homepage at thebrushback.com, it's a good one.

http://www.thebrushback.com/Archives/quinnsister_full.htm